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Velvet Switchblade

“…Michael. Dear Michael.” So begins MICHAEL CLAYTON, one of the best movies of the 21st century. And I know I’m not alone in this assessment.

The MICHAEL CLAYTON yard sale.
Yes, this sign is real, and available to purchase from its creator, Joe Mande.

MICHAEL CLAYTON is an absolute banger of a screenplay. You know when people on socials ask, “Hey, what’s a screenplay you’d suggest to someone looking to learn how to do it right?” Well, this is on my shortlist. And George Clooney, what can I say other than this is the best role in his entire career. It’s movie perfection. Plus, Tom Wilkinson’s character with his grocery bag is a sly treasure for the ages.

Arthur Edens with a bag of French loaves.
To show that a movie character has gone grocery shopping, show them with a paper bag with a French loaf sticking out of it. MICHAEL CLAYTON turns that up to the max.

But in this moment, I want to highlight one of the all-time great lines for character introduction, for Marty Bach, Michael’s boss, the one who runs the show.

Marty Bach, introduced at the start of MICHAEL CLAYTON.

Excerpt from the screenplay MICHAEL CLAYTON, with Mary Bach's introduction.

“A velvet switchblade.” Go ahead and put that right next to “rock’n roll arsonist” in the pantheon of great descriptors.

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2023-10-26

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Michael Hennessy

Michael makes fun stuff with heart. He also works with nonprofits that focus on arts & culture, and he loves walking with his crew out in the woods & on the shoreside.

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